Warrior Swears!

[fαllεη •]

x- t h e s e - a r e - w a r r i o r s... s w e a r s! -x

Why?
One, I want to see how many we can come up with :)
Two, We need one more thread in this board with 'Warriors' in the title, and
Three, I was bored. XD.

So, basic rule, just to remind y'all: no using the swears on other people! Unless they're funny, of course ;).

Basically, make up some warriors swears. I'm starting with one I used in Bitter Solace, but you can make up ones or use ones you've made already :). I figure if we get enough, this should be a useful reference if you ever need some humorous or hard-hitting words for your wondrous Warriors work ;).

"For the love of all the stars in Silverpelt!"

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• "For the love of all the stars in Silverpelt!" - Fallen
  
• "I really hope a fox takes your tail!" - Fury
  
• "You're sillier than a fish in a tree!" - Fallen
  
• "You stupid furball!" - Redstar
  
• 'To the dark forest with you!' - Flicker
  
• "You made as much noise as a blind badger!" - Redstar
  
• 'You're slower than a mouse!' - Flicker
  
• "Does a cat have your tongue?" - Redstar
  
• 'A ShadowClan cat could swim better than you!' - Flicker
  
• "A rock could go faster than you!" - Redstar
  
• 'Oh go jump in a tunnel!' - Flicker
  
• "You're wetter than the river!" - Redstar
  
• 'You're crazier than a kit!' - Flicker
  
• "He's/She's a few nuts short of a squirrel..." - Fallen
  
• "If I had a mouse for every time I've heard that one, I'd be the fattest cat in the forest." - Echo
  
• "Even if I was twice as strong as you, a kit could beat me up!" - Redstar
  
• "You'll be leader when StarClan walks with us!" - Fury
  
• "You've got more fluff in your head than a squirrel's tail." - Echo
  
• "Next time, try to fight." - Fury
  
• "You stupid piece of mouse dung!" - Redstar
  
• "Until he behaves, it's like teaching a half-dead mouse!" - Tangle
  
• "You'll understand when you understand my insult." - Fury
  
• "Is someone hitting me? I thought I felt a flea jump on me." - Echo
  
• "From the speed you're moving, I'd say we'll get there in time for the next Gathering." - Echo
  
• "Oh, look who finally decided to leave the queens' den!" - Fallen
  
• "Huh? We we fighting? Sorry I must've fallen asleep out of sheer boredom." -Fury
  
• "Next time, you don't have to worry about going all out on me. Oh, wait, you already were, weren't you?" -Echo
  
• "Do you have bees in your brain?!" "Why; are you missing some of yours?" -Echo
  
• Your mother's head is so full of crowfood, she can't even tell the difference between a mouse and a raven!" -Cheese
  
• "You pox-ridden Twoleg-lover!" -Fallen
  
• "May Tigerstar/Brokenstar/Any-evil-cat/The Darkforest take you!" -Fury
  
• "Even the crows spit on your mangy carcass!" -Fallen
  
• "Your mother is so full of crowfood, she's even starting to look like crowfood!" -Cheese
  
• "Hey! Is it just me or does that piece of crowfood look just like you? o:" -Echo
  
• "I never knew rats could speak until I met you, and I still don't think they have anything intelligent to say." -Fallen
  
• "He/She's not the sharpest claw in the paw..." -Cheese
  
• "Do you blunt your claws or something? Cause I don't seem to feel any pain..." -Fury
  
• "You know, we could do this whole hunting thing a heckuva lot better if you'd just shut up!" -Fallen
  
• "Even a kitty-pet can hunt better than you!" -Cheese
  
• "It's not that I hate you, I just don't give a mouse's rear about you." -Frosty
  
• "Try not to step on every twig in the forest next time you're hunting." -Fury
  
• (After someone's gotten into a 'sticky' situation) "That's putting the 'ooze' back in 'loser'." -Fallen
  
• "Did a pine-cone get stuck in ear while you were hunting?" -Frosty
  
• "StarClan, please let him shut up... Or at least make me deaf." -Fallen
  
• (For not noticing that someone's in love) "You seriously didn't notice? Then you have to be blind." - Fury
  
• "You're about as observant as a Twoleg at new moon!" - Fallen

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[Tempest of Reach]

I really hope a fox takes your tail

[fαllεη •]

Hooray, you responded! :D

"You're sillier than a fish in a tree!"

[Nick (admin)]

Ooo. This is a good one!


"You stupid furball!"


That was an original.

[- - F l I c K e R - -]

lol.

'To the dark forest with you!' xD

[Nick (admin)]

"You made as much noise as a blind badger!"

[- - F l I c K e R - -]

'You're slower then a mouse!'

[Nick (admin)]

(Mice are pretty fast)


"Does a cat have your tongue?" He he.

[- - F l I c K e R - -]

(Yeah, well, we can get over that xD)

'A ShadowClan cat could swim better then you!' Probably one exclusively for RiverClan xD

[Nick (admin)]

Totally

"A rock could go faster than you!"

[- - F l I c K e R - -]

'Oh go jump in a tunnel!' xD

[Nick (admin)]

"You're wetter than the river!"

[- - F l I c K e R - -]

'You're crazier then a kit!'

[fαllεη •]

"He's/She's a few nuts short of a squirrel..."

[echo]

"If I had a mouse for every time I've heard that one, I'd be the fattest cat in the forest"